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Tales from my gmail inbox #001: ‘thursday boresday’

Jennifer Finan
to xxxxxx

10/25/07

So I just ate a spoonful of chocolate icing. Thank you, Duncan Hines! Now I’m eating a terribly over-microwaved Hot Pocket. When will the carnage end? I don’t even think I have the capacity for taste beyond fat. I just got home from class. It always leaves me ravenous. Sometimes I go straight to Taco Bell. Once, on a whim of nothing short of carelessness, I went to Wendy’s instead. Big mistake. I originally wanted Taco Bell, but I figured there would be a cheeseburger of some kind or at least fries to qualm my hunger. Anyways, Wendy’s has this healthy menu and out of pure guilt I ordered some healthy horrible sandwich. The whole point was to get something disgusting and gross for me. I suck at life. Never again will I make such an atrocious choice.

I can’t believe this stupid Dating on Demand crip-crap, how AWFUL. It’s so embarrassing because now I’m “that” girl. I was beginning to become quite content with being “any” or “one of” or better yet “anonymous” but now I’m “that” girl. “That” girl that is on a dating website, a reproduction of a LIE. The worst part is that I am single…I shudder to think, now everyone knows it and worse yet, they think I am that desperate…but I am, but not by choice!! I can’t even weigh all the consequences, my mind just whirls. “this too shall pass” thankee ole wise ones…


This is depressing I’m going to take a nap for an hour. ttyl

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